‘Dickless’ Chris Christie Re: States Where Marijuana Is Legal

Sara Jerde at TPM:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) suggested in a town hall meeting Tuesday that residents of states where marijuana is legal roll their blunts and smoke up before the next presidential inauguration, according to Bloomberg News.


"If you’re getting high in Colorado today, enjoy it,” said Christie, a 2016 presidential candidate, during the town hall meeting in New Hampshire, according to Bloomberg. “As of January 2017, I will enforce the federal laws.”

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Right. And in reply, all those tokers you're addressing will say to you, "Brainless Fat Boy, beat your dick while you still have it: as of January 2017, you may find it missing..."

Rocky Mountain High — Maureen Dowd Has A Bad Trip In/To Denver

Dowd's high was indeed rocky, as her trip to Denver to sample the wares was truly a bad trip. I still haven't tried the demon weed myself (it may happen if I live long enough), but among the many college classmates I saw through all sorts of highs (and sometimes subsequent lows), I never once heard anyone describe a trip like the one Dowd says she experienced. I would simply remind the complaining columnist that the grass is always greener...