Wednesday, July 29, 2015

‘Dickless’ Chris Christie Re: States Where Marijuana Is Legal

Sara Jerde at TPM:
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) suggested in a town hall meeting Tuesday that residents of states where marijuana is legal roll their blunts and smoke up before the next presidential inauguration, according to Bloomberg News.

"If you’re getting high in Colorado today, enjoy it,” said Christie, a 2016 presidential candidate, during the town hall meeting in New Hampshire, according to Bloomberg. “As of January 2017, I will enforce the federal laws.


Right. And in reply, all those tokers you're addressing will say to you, "Brainless Fat Boy, beat your dick while you still have it: as of January 2017, you may find it missing..."


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    1. Enfant, the real irony is that I don't use marijuana, nor did I use it in my youth. I find it almost impossible to smoke anything, and I never got around to baking brownies. :-) But the civil liberties fanatic deep in my brain rejects the notion that it's any of my government's business whether anyone uses a substance like pot, while that same government is unconcerned with whether its people consume one of the most dangerous drugs on the planet: tobacco easily beats cannabis in a contest of medical evil.

      Christie, meanwhile, is doing one thing only: trying to build a fire under his tepid base, most of whom probably don't do grass.

      I do wish I could photoshop a better doobie in Christie's hand; PS is just not one of my true artistic talents! :-)



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