Monday, August 2, 2010

Mr. Clean Is Watching YOU

 

Jonathan Turley has details. No shit: boxes of Mr. Clean now contain GPS tracking devices, allegedly to follow prizewinners in some contest they sponsor. How likely is that? Turley:

The company says that the minute you take one of the boxes from the shelf, surveillance teams will begin tracking you. The head of the promotion promises that “they may get to your house as soon as you do.” That is comforting.
Indeed it is. You don't even have to wait for consequences: they follow you home.

For the information of Unilever's prize trackers: if you track one of your packages to my home, you'll find me waiting for you. Armed. Ready to award you a little prize of your very own. I have zero tolerance for premeditated invasion of my privacy.

1 comment:

  1. Now, that is just too over the top. Wonder what brilliant MBA came up with that idea.

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