Don't Fuck With The Mouse Cursor

 
Two different web sites recently have served me two different ads which took control of the mouse cursor. At first I thought it was one of those fake cursors designed to distract your eye. But no, it was the real thing, yanked away from where I had pointed it and pulled into the ad. To other best evidence, there is no virus or adware on this computer; I'm running eSet NOD32.

Congratulations to the programmer(s) who figured out how to steal the mouse cursor. That was a clever hack; I would not have a clue how to do that. I would like to remind you, though, that if I discover with certainty who you are, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING MURDER YOU WITH A PICKAX just to remove your hostile stupidity from the gene pool.

That is all.