Maybe Wal-Mart would have gotten more attention if the announcement had been made by Lorenzo Lamas...Wal-Mart issued a statement Monday to TPM dismissing "rumors" that tunnels were being built by the U.S. military beneath closed stores in an attempt to launch a takeover of Texas.
"There’s no truth to the rumors," Wal-Mart spokesperson Lorenzo Lopez told TPM via email.
The tunnels are part of a series of conspiracy theories surrounding "Jade Helm 15," a military training operation set to take place later this year in seven Western states. The conspiracy theorists have said the operation may be part of a covert attempt to takeover Texas and other states.
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But seriously, folks, if the US Gummint took over Texas, there would be one fewer state in which Wal-Mart "employees" could use Medicaid, and you know the 'publicans wouldn't do anything to harm their buddies at Wally World... unless of course they could make a profit by doing so...
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