There! Snow Business, Like No Business, Like No Business I Know...

Remind me: what city am I living in? From NWS:

Tonight	Cloudy, with a low around 29. Wind chill values between 20 and 25. Northeast wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph.
Tuesday	Freezing rain and sleet likely before noon, then a chance of flurries and sleet. Cloudy, with a high near 33. Wind chill values between 20 and 25. North wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New ice accumulation of less than a 0.1 of an inch possible. Little or no snow accumulation expected.
Tuesday Night	A slight chance of snow, freezing rain, and sleet before 9pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 26. Wind chill values between 15 and 20. North wind 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation is 10%.
Wednesday	Mostly sunny, with a high near 44. Wind chill values between 15 and 25. North wind 5 to 10 mph becoming southeast in the afternoon.

Houston? Nah... yer bullshittin' me!

UPDATE about 10:20pm: it's looking a little better. Still, HISD is closing schools, HPL is closing city libraries; Her Honor the Mayor has voiced her fear that people will manage to get to work and then be unable to get home, and Stella's employer... still hasn't canceled, damn it.