Sad Story In Rhyme

From the Guardian:

Marc Blackburn has been a park ranger with the National Park Service for nineteen years and currently works at Nez Perce National Historical Park in Idaho. Due to the ongoing government shutdown, Marc hasn't been working for over a week. He will not be paid until the government reopens.

Sad indeed:

A park ranger who works at Nez Perce
Says that matters could hardly be werce:
"While the government's shut
I am stuck in a rut—
And my paycheck, no one can disberce!"

- SB the YDD