Tuesday, April 26, 2011

No Barbour-ous Presidential Candidate

Gov. Haley Barbour (R-Racism) says he will not run for president, and gives his reasons:

A candidate for president today is embracing a ten-year commitment to an all-consuming effort, to the virtual exclusion of all else.  His (or her) supporters expect and deserve no less than absolute fire in the belly from their candidate.  I cannot offer that with certainty, and total certainty is required.

Fire in the belly? Barbour? Water on the brain, maybe...

2 comments:

  1. And in other news, I hereby announce that I will hold a press conference at 3PM tomorrow to announce that I will not be running for President because penguins do not meet the definition of "natural-born persons" in the Constitution.

    That is all.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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  2. Weren't you born in Antarctica anyway, BadTux?

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