A candidate for president today is embracing a ten-year commitment to an all-consuming effort, to the virtual exclusion of all else. His (or her) supporters expect and deserve no less than absolute fire in the belly from their candidate. I cannot offer that with certainty, and total certainty is required.
Fire in the belly? Barbour? Water on the brain, maybe...
And in other news, I hereby announce that I will hold a press conference at 3PM tomorrow to announce that I will not be running for President because penguins do not meet the definition of "natural-born persons" in the Constitution.
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- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Weren't you born in Antarctica anyway, BadTux?
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