Thursday, February 10, 2011

Dear NumbersUSA

Dear NumbersUSA:

As you are an anti-immigration organization which appeared at CPAC today and which claims support from Democrats and Republicans, I would like to interview some of the Democrats and related persons you claim on your Supporters page.

In particular, I'd like to interview former Sen. Gaylord Nelson (D-WI, deceased), Edward Abbey (author, deceased), David Brower, former executive director, Sierra Club (deceased), former Senator Tim Wirth (D-CO, apparently still living), former Gov. Richard Lamm (D-CO, deceased), former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich (D, apparently still alive), former Sen. Robert Byrd (D-VA, deceased), former Rep. Barbara Jordan (D-TX, deceased), former President John F. Kennedy (D, deceased), former Rep. Tony Beilenson (D-CA, apparently still living), former Rep. John Bryant (D-TX, alive) and most especially union leader Samuel Gompers (deceased).

As it appears that more of your Democratic supporters are deceased than living, if you could arrange for a single group interview with all of your deceased Democratic supporters, I'd appreciate it... I do not wish to make any more trips to Hell than absolutely necessary.

Very truly yours,
Steve Bates

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