Thursday, May 31, 2012

Who Will Tell The Sea?

TPM's Eric Lach:
Republican lawmakers in North Carolina are circulating a bill which would limit their state agencies’ ability to calculate sea-rise levels, a proposal that one member of the state’s Coastal Resources Commission science panel has termed “bad science.”

The bill has not yet been introduced, but the language in the version being circulated would make the Division of Coastal Management the only state agency allowed to produce sea-level rise rates, and only at the request of the Coastal Resources Commission, and then only under the following conditions:
These rates shall only be determined using historical data, and these data shall be limited to the time period following the year 1900. Rates of sea-level rise may be extrapolated linearly to estimate future rates of rise but shall not include scenarios of accelerated rates of sea-level rise.
In other words, instead of taking into account global warming to predict higher seas, as expected by most scientists, the bill would have the state rely only on the historical record.

Who will explain to the ocean that the North Carolina legislature has ruled that it may not rise beyond specified levels?

I am creating a new label for this post, "Republicans Too Dumb for Words" ... and indeed I have no words for raw stupidity at this level.


  1. Constance ReaderMay 31, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    Can't wait to see how the state attorney general plans to prosecute the next hurricane to hit the NC coast.

  2. The hilarity of such stupidity might just qualify for the definition of tragedy.

  3. Constance... hey, if corporations are persons, why not hurricanes? At least hurricanes already have names more suitable for people!

  4. karmanot - or maybe this time it skipped tragedy and went straight to farce!

  5. What bloody morons.More sings of the Talibaptists in action

  6. Thus far and no farther!!! Blub blub blub.

    Ok, THUS far and no farth... gah blub blub..

    THUS FAR AND *sploosh*....

  7. jams, ellroon -

    jams, I don't know that the actual Taliban is stupid. Crazy, yes, but NC's GOPers are crazy AND stupid.

    ellroon, what can I say but (bloop! bloop!)...



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